Category: Movie Reviews
All Star Wars Movies Ranked WORST to BEST (The Definitive List)
Before reading, just realize: this is THE list ranking the films in the correct order. This is not opinion, this is fact. If you came to this page with another […]
Why do the Star Wars Prequels Suck?
Gosh, where do I start? The prequels attempted to explain the mythos of the Original Trilogy, including The Force itself, as well as the back story of Anakin Skywalker and […]
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Frankly, my opinion is summed up in one word: “Mehsome!” It was about 9 trillion times better than the prequels…but honestly a hot steaming pound of mung would have been […]
The Martian
Film Synopsis / Highlight Reel: Man who is quite good at doing things explains the plot to himself while doing the things he is quite good at doing. Meanwhile on […]
Inherent Vice movie review
Rating: D Summed up in a single sentence: Phenomenal acting throughout by all parties, especially Phoenix–but the movie was over-the-top existential to the point of vanishing into the absurd: it […]
Sharknado: Movie Review
This movie is all anyone could ask for–ever. Never in the history of cinematography has a movie provided exactly what the people wanted. In this specific case: mother-fuckin’ sharks IN mother-fucking tornadoes! From […]
10,000 BC Movie Review
First movie review will go here.